wel the one I wrote out was my favorite. I'll have to get drunk and get out the guitar to remember others,ROFL

Unfortunatly I can't play Thunderstruck while I'm drunk.............Not happening.

i play a mean air guitar, probably better than you people...

Have a drink on me (surprised I'm the first to think of it)

If you don't mind me asking, what guitar (*) do you play?

If you got a lady but you want her gone
But you ain't got the guts
She keeps naggin' you night and day
Enough to drive you nuts -
Pick up the phone
Leave her alone
It'* time you made a stand
For a fee I'll be happy to be
Your back door man
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Yep ... I have those voices too. mostly they tell me to kill Barney!

That'* not a good sign..........we need to talk.

I have a 64 stratocaster in fair shape, a 70 Les Paul I owned since new(rebuilt and painted purple -so not worth anything.) And a Washburn acoustic. I have never been practiced or understand the scale enough to play lead but I can bang out the chords pretty well. Sings country has heard me play. Says I do alright........

There'* nothing wrong with those voices..........it'* the other ones you need to worry about