1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the f*** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

2. The Pillsbury doughboy: He'* way too happy considering he has no genetalia.

3. People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

4. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." F*** off! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

5. When people say "It'* always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f*** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

6. When people say, while watching a movie, "Did you see that?" No A$$HO!E, I paid $7.50 to come to the theatre and stare at the friggin ceiling up there.

7. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".....Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?

8. When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it'* new, then there has never been anything before it. If it'* an improvement, then it must not be the first one!!

When someone asks me that and I feel like being a smart-*** I normally reply.....
"You just did."

(If they are drunk, they will reply "Can I ask you another question?"

lol love it, just what I needed this morning

That'* adam sandlers list buddy

hehe much needed laugh to soothe the nerves today Thanks much!

--Christine

This should make you feel a little better about the doughboy

LMFAO!

Crunchy!

Thanks Will, I try...

To which you reply, "you just did".

[/quote]This should make you feel a little better about the doughboy

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Can I add my own *original* list of pet peeves? hehe In no specific order...

1. Turning fans - what'* the point? it does nothing to cool anyone off if it can't stay in one spot!
2. People yelling - I'm right beside you, you don't have to scream at me.
3. People afraid to take any kind of risk - where are you going in life?
4. Tailgating - it'* not advised that another car smack'* your car'* ***.
5. People telling others deal with issues. Obviously they have their own issues if they are too busy beign worried about yours than solving their own.
6. Slow people (slow as in moving slow when they are not physically disabled)
7. Voting - everyone complains about the job being done, and promises being broken, but the same dumb *** party keeps getting voted in...

Not as funny as the others...but at 2am in the mornign my resources and dwindling dangerously, and i need something to keep me up!