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Old 04-29-2008, 10:53 PM   #1
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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative

2. Preliminary

3. Proliferation

4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity

2. Anti-constitutionalistically

3. Passive-aggressive disorder

4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. No thanks, I'm married.

2. Nope, no more booze for me!

3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.

5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.

7. I'm not interested in fighting you.

8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!

9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.

10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
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this smells like a repost, but EPIC nonetheless

my fav:
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
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lol
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THINGS THAT ARE EASY TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE HUNG-OVER

1) What happened to my aaassssss?!! :P
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THINGS THAT ARE EASY TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE HUNG-OVER

1) What happened to my aaassssss?!! :P
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LMAO! You have a dirty mind! That is actually a quote of Gumball'* a falling down the stairs incident at a meet (okay, several meets actually).
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THINGS THAT ARE EASY TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE HUNG-OVER

1) What happened to my aaassssss?!! :P
I thought that too....but then I thought..."maybe from a female perspective??" I dunno. Then I saw the other post...so yeah, I can see that
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Nice!

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