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Old 03-18-2004, 12:19 PM   #1
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> Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists
> are so quick to commit suicide. Let'* see now...............
> No Jesus.
> No Christmas.
> No television.
> No cheerleaders.
> No baseball.
> No football.
> No basketball.
> No hockey.
> No golf.
> No tailgate parties.
> No Walmart.
> No Home Depot.
> No pork BBQ.
> No hot dogs.
> No burgers.
> No chocolate chip cookies
> No lobster.
> No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks.
> No gumbo.
> No jambalaya.
> Wear rags for clothes and towels for hats.
> Constant wailing from the guy next door because he'* sick and there
> are no doctors.
> Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
> More than one wife.
> You can't shave.
> Your wives can't shave.
> You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over
> burning camel dung.
> The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
> Your bride is picked by someone else.
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> She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better
> disposition.
> Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
> I mean, really, is there a mystery here?
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Hell on Earth yes, but apparantly they Allah rewards you with 10 virgins in heaven...



Funny I dont see a lot of virgin girl suicide bombers to meet the demand
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Hell on Earth yes, but apparantly they Allah rewards you with 10 virgins in heaven...



Funny I dont see a lot of virgin girl suicide bombers to meet the demand
good point...in a twisted sorta way...
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You wont see me signin up to quickly
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No Jesus - damn lucky bastards
No Christmas - dont have to worries about the stores being packed with creased idiots
No television - hum not as useful as entertainment as we once thought
No cheerleaders -
No baseball - its an american thing
No football - maybe they dont like to kick things
No basketball - maybe there just as raciest as the rest of the world
No hockey - its a cadanaiden thing
No golf - damn irish folk an there drunken games...
No tailgate parties - no drunken idiots to get by
No Walmart - hell some of the rich dont even know what that is
No Home Depot - so there not industrial yet
No pork BBQ - I can live without that
No hot dogs - they dont like processed foods there ethnic
No burgers - they cant eat the cows
No chocolate chip cookies - look at um there healthier then us good for them
No lobster - over priced little things
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks - sea food makes there camels smell good
No gumbo - I think I'm a be sick already
No jambalaya - I dont even rember what that is


this isnt ment to be offencive, but take it how ya will just my opinion on the so called reasons the've come up with I'll never be as funny as mos though
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Kazuki- 1/2 of that stuff is what America is about. The only one you wrote that saddens me is the first one. Otherwise no offense taken. Next you will be telling us you don't like pizza or apple pie.
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Kazuki- 1/2 of that stuff is what America is about. The only one you wrote that saddens me is the first one. Otherwise no offense taken. Next you will be telling us you don't like pizza or apple pie.
yes I know this an the lack of thouse things for the average american would drive them to do such a thing but I was just trying to counterpoint it ya know, as for the jesus thing I wasnt meaning to bash anyone with that just that they dont have to put up with the over religious people preaching the ways of jesus to them was all, an I like pizza as long as it'* just sausage with cheese an I like apple pie actuly I just like the pie crust
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Although in all seriousness, if I understand correctly, they suffer religious opression like none of us have ever seen...and I hope none of us ever will see...
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although in all seriousness, if I understand correctly, they suffer religious opression like none of us have ever seen...and i hope none of us ever will see...
Only if you are a Christian. And I agree that we take that freedom too lightly.
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No cheerleaders? Don't even kid. I'm marrying one.
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