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Old 03-31-2008, 11:45 AM   #1
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A Texas cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.' The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?' 'What'* so special about it?'
The cowboy explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
The lady says, 'What'* it telling you now?' Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.' The woman giggles and replies 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'




The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says,
'Damn thing'* an hour fast.'
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hahaha, nice one
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Nice!


Gotta get me one of them there watches...
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LOL awesome
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I have one of them there watches, and it keeps telling me "that was yesterday you idiot".

I either need new batteries, or I'm getting my money back.
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