i never was in the Service or in prison or jail eather

I don't have any. My brother use to do tatoos and offered but I don't like needles either and I don't want to put anything on my body that is going to look goofy when I get really old. Nothing like seeing a 90 year old lady with what use to be a rose but now looks like a weed. LOL
I like seeing tats on people, the artistry is awesome usually. My brother and my nephew are very talented at doing tattoos. However, I am a sadist, not a masochist.

That'* why i got them on my back, so i don't have to see them when i'm 90 and all wrinkley...