Talk Like A Pirate Day
09-19-2006, 10:29 AM
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Why didn't the Pirate go to Asia?...he didn't want to get aARRRs
Why didn't the Pirate eat dinner?...he wanted to stARRve
Why are Pirates called Pirates?...because they ARRR
Whats a Pirates favorite country?...Arrrrgentina
Why didn't the Pirate go to Australia?...because it was to fARRR
Whats a Pirate'* favorite place to eat?...ARRRby'*
What is the one thing a pirate is afraid of?... ARRRmageddon!
What'* a pirate'* favourite movie?... MadagascARRRR
How do pirates tell what day it is?... They look on their calendARRRR
What'* a pirate'* favourite appliance? the ToastARRRR
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A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.
The seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"
The pirate replies "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."
"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"?
"Well...", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."
"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eyepatch"?
"A seagull dropping fell into my eye.", replied the pirate.
"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.
"Well...", said the pirate, "...it was my first day with the hook."
Why didn't the Pirate eat dinner?...he wanted to stARRve
Why are Pirates called Pirates?...because they ARRR
Whats a Pirates favorite country?...Arrrrgentina
Why didn't the Pirate go to Australia?...because it was to fARRR
Whats a Pirate'* favorite place to eat?...ARRRby'*
What is the one thing a pirate is afraid of?... ARRRmageddon!
What'* a pirate'* favourite movie?... MadagascARRRR
How do pirates tell what day it is?... They look on their calendARRRR
What'* a pirate'* favourite appliance? the ToastARRRR
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A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.
The seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"
The pirate replies "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."
"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"?
"Well...", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."
"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eyepatch"?
"A seagull dropping fell into my eye.", replied the pirate.
"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.
"Well...", said the pirate, "...it was my first day with the hook."
09-19-2006, 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by bandit
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.
The seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"
The pirate replies "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."
"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"?
"Well...", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."
"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eyepatch"?
"A seagull dropping fell into my eye.", replied the pirate.
"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.
"Well...", said the pirate, "...it was my first day with the hook."
09-19-2006, 10:37 AM
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I like Talk Like a Pirate in German....
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howtogerman.html
In case you ever wanted to hear a German Pirate....
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howtogerman.html
In case you ever wanted to hear a German Pirate....
09-19-2006, 11:13 AM
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Why was the pirate laughed at by his peers?
Because he was the captain of a bARRRRge.
I'm headed westward for some grub served by a lusty wench.
Because he was the captain of a bARRRRge.
I'm headed westward for some grub served by a lusty wench.
09-19-2006, 11:18 AM
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Ironic thread. 
Anyone watch Wife Swap last night? The outcast family was a family of pirates from Oregon. LOL.
http://abc.go.com/primetime/wifeswap...e/305/bio.html
Anyone watch Wife Swap last night? The outcast family was a family of pirates from Oregon. LOL.
http://abc.go.com/primetime/wifeswap...e/305/bio.html
09-19-2006, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by vital49
Ironic thread.
Anyone watch Wife Swap last night? The outcast family was a family of pirates from Oregon. LOL.
http://abc.go.com/primetime/wifeswap...e/305/bio.html
Anyone watch Wife Swap last night? The outcast family was a family of pirates from Oregon. LOL.
http://abc.go.com/primetime/wifeswap...e/305/bio.html
09-19-2006, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by vital49
That'* what I thought too. LMAO.
I bet that family in Oregon is loving today!!!!!
I bet that family in Oregon is loving today!!!!!
I kept waiting to see Bill make his appearance
09-19-2006, 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by MOS95B
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
well, shiver me timbers
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