To set the stage:

4th of July. Dark. Laying on my back in the middle of the street surrounded by LARGE mortars, filming straight up in the air as they launch around me. 6 buddies light them and run (I had sunglasses on for safety). The first OW! you hear from me is a joke. The second is the result of one of the mortars being placed between my knees.....which I couldn't see considering my prone position and sunglasses (and a bit 'o the sauce). I got even later

http://www.williamwren.com/bonnevillepics/ow.mpg
15 second video.

Hope you have all the children you wanted.

I was neutered years before last night'* episode.

Neat vid, tho!

Thanks!

Now that I think of it, this would be more appropriate, wouldn't it?

Not Sayin' a word, don't need another system crash

I live for these stories... ...so sad
I thought my fourth of July story was a good one...but Bill'* got me beat.

Don't let my stupidity keep you from posting your story!