Do you ever have moments when you think you may have spontaneously developed a super power? This happens to me a lot. For example, the other day I heard some sounds in the distance and my first thought was I wonder if normal people can hear that? For some reason, I felt as though I had developed super hearing. I’m optimistic that way.

I also spend way too much time staring at objects and trying to make them burst into flames. I realize it’* a long shot, but how do your really know unless you try?

I grew up reading Superman and Spider-Man comics, so I take for granted that sooner or later I’ll have a freak accident that gives me a super power. It’ll hurt when it happens, for sure, but it will be worth it. I just hope it’* not a crappy super power, such as the ability to add long columns of numbers in my head, or the power to eat an unlimited amount of eggs. I want the kind where I can kill people and impress people and ultimately kill the people who refuse to be impressed. And the witnesses too, of course.

Apparently I’ll be quite busy. So if it’* not too much to ask, I’d also like a second freak accident that gives me the ability to secrete caffeine from my tonsils directly into my throat.

And who'd figure you'd have the power to keep us laughing all day with jokes.

Ummmm no nothing like that.... you may be the only one (i hope).

I'm looking at you.... Feel anything yet?

You have the super human ability to cheer up all of us. I can't speak for the rest of the bunch but you have made my day on many occasions!

No burning sensation but a little scared perhaps.

I have a burning sensation when I use the porcelain..... does that count?

Ummmmmm, no........

But that'* a nice ego you got there, assuming we are watching..........

While you are claiming super powers...use them to make it an hour later so I can go home....will ya?

Yes, something more useful than eating eggs.