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Old 11-17-2005, 02:28 PM   #1
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Do you ever have moments when you think you may have spontaneously developed a super power? This happens to me a lot. For example, the other day I heard some sounds in the distance and my first thought was I wonder if normal people can hear that? For some reason, I felt as though I had developed super hearing. Iím optimistic that way.

I also spend way too much time staring at objects and trying to make them burst into flames. I realize ití* a long shot, but how do your really know unless you try?

I grew up reading Superman and Spider-Man comics, so I take for granted that sooner or later Iíll have a freak accident that gives me a super power. Itíll hurt when it happens, for sure, but it will be worth it. I just hope ití* not a crappy super power, such as the ability to add long columns of numbers in my head, or the power to eat an unlimited amount of eggs. I want the kind where I can kill people and impress people and ultimately kill the people who refuse to be impressed. And the witnesses too, of course.

Apparently Iíll be quite busy. So if ití* not too much to ask, Iíd also like a second freak accident that gives me the ability to secrete caffeine from my tonsils directly into my throat.
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And who'd figure you'd have the power to keep us laughing all day with jokes.
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Ummmm no nothing like that.... you may be the only one (i hope).
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Ummmm no nothing like that.... you may be the only one (i hope).
I'm looking at you.... Feel anything yet?
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You have the super human ability to cheer up all of us. I can't speak for the rest of the bunch but you have made my day on many occasions!
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Ummmm no nothing like that.... you may be the only one (i hope).
I'm looking at you.... Feel anything yet?

No burning sensation but a little scared perhaps.
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I have a burning sensation when I use the porcelain..... does that count?
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Ummmmmm, no........

But that'* a nice ego you got there, assuming we are watching..........
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While you are claiming super powers...use them to make it an hour later so I can go home....will ya?
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While you are claiming super powers...use them to make it an hour later so I can go home....will ya?
Yes, something more useful than eating eggs.
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