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Old 08-19-2007, 02:48 AM   #1
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am i the only one that wants to punch every kid wearing "heelies" in the face?

or better yet, clothesline them?

[mental image]stupid preteen boy rolls by, badly balanced on stupid shoes that dont even dare to call themselves "skates". Jeff looks up from his current reading selection, "The Elder Gods" and decides this kid looks the same as all the rest. This kid will in ten years be driving a 99 Civic ES [which he is positive stands for "Sport Edition", but its japanese so they write everything backward] with a ten foot wing, fifteen decals, and likely a jet engine [in his head]. Jeff decides to make a difference in the world. Jeff puts his bookmark in his book and casually walks up to the mindless kid who'* parent is nowhere to be found while the kid just rolls along mindlessly without heed for anyone or the new tiling job. Jeff reaches out across the boys throat, cleanly clotheslining the kid. His feet fly up in the air five feet while his head flies downward at the same speed in the opposite direction. The nameless kid [are names really important? He'* some punk kid with "heelies". Its not like he'* Einstein] screams in agony as his head busts open on the freshly waxed tile. The blood against the off-white, cream-colored, egg-white, khaki tile reminds Jeff of cranberry juice.[/mental image]

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and remember, dont call me shirley.
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You know, in a sic, twisted, demented sort of way... this makes perfect sense.
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Actually I kinda want a pair of those.
I can definitely say that I can see punk kids messing around and being a pain, but I personally have yet to have a problem. Maybe I don't get out enough.
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Bikes, skateboards, roller blades, joggers......I don't move for them. I'm bigger than 90% of them. It'* funny listening to them crash into things when they realize this and swerve. It'* even funnier when they think they can push me out of "their" way, they hit the concrete even harder.
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The local grocery store has a sign posted at the entrance that says heelies are not permitted in the store. BUT i still see a kid cruising by on those EVERY time im in there. I secretly hope they try to make a turn on a freshly mopped patch of tile and go head over heelies.
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HAHAHAHA!! Do you mind if I post that on another forum too?
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I can't believe some here are wishing mortal harm onto a child. Disturbing
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HAHAHAHA!! Do you mind if I post that on another forum too?
not at all.
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I watched one of these idot kids try to "skate" across a truckstop parking lot the other day. Just the slightest irregularity in the pavement sent him stumbling three of four feet.
Finally the idiot kid hit a bump that made him stumble, and his foot landed on the "heelie" wheel thing, and his foot shot out from under him. Fast forward a few seconds to horrified parent(trucker) running across the parking lot to find his kid with blood pouring from a badly abraded, possibly broken, elbow, and probably a concussion to go along with it. Pure joy
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