I'm still giggling. A friend of mine works at a autozone. He said a guy came in and grabbed a 5 gallon pail of hydraulic fluid and ran out the door. He made it about 50 yards and fell down. One of the other guys in the shop just walked over and picked up the pail and walked back to the store. If your going to run, you might want to pick something that has a bit less weight.

lmfao, thats what he gets for trying to steal

I woulda gone over, kicked him, and tell him "Get the lighter stuff next time"

Here, I'll give you a $1 if you carry it back.

Talk about karma :P Crime doesn't pay.

you got that right

Lol I work retail and laugh at the obvious attempts people make all the time. I just stand there and stare at them to be obvious back.

So, how many steps you figure he made before he thought, dang, this was a bad idea.

i woulda opend it and poured some on his ***

You do have to wonder, WTF did he need that much hydraulic fluid for.