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Old 07-24-2009, 02:24 PM   #1
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One day a Scotsman who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, "It'* certainly not a ship." And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat or even a raft. Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure. Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!

The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Scotsman and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years," replied the amazed Scotsman. With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproofed pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit, and pulled out a fresh pack of cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag. "Aye," said the man, "that is so good I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"

"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Scotch whisky" asked the blonde. Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years." Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve, unzips a pocket there and removes a flask and hands it to him. He opened the flask and took a long drink. "Tis nectar of the gods!" stated the Scotsman. "Tis truly fantastic!!!"

At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?"

With tears in his eyes, the Scotsman fell to his knees and sobbed, "Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too!"
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Giggle. Only a scotsmen woudl step over ten nakid woman to get to his stout.
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Only a scotsmen woudl step over ten nakid woman to get to his stout.
It'* all about priorities. Isn't it Dan?
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Funny stuff right there
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Darn right Kevin.
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ha- it'* cause she was a blonde, not a redhead. hehe
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