Well today after school got out, i went to my locker to get my books and stuff. As i was taking my arm out, i snagged my thumb on the stupid metal edge of the top shelf. Blodd instantly started pouring out. The first things out of my mouth were "f**kbeans," my girlfriend was with me and just about passed out. I ducked into my science teachers room from last year. Washed it out, and put some paper towel on it. I started to get dizzy and light headed so i called my mom to come pick me up. Came home, looked at it, went next door to my neighbor (worked in the E.R. for some twenty years) said i would need a couple stitches. Went to the E.R. got the stitches and now i cant do anything with it for a few days. I have been having bad luck with injuries this year, hip flexor the first week of football, broken collar bone that i just got over(still can't lift weights with it) and now this. Oh boy..... whats gonna happen next?

Castration. Watch yer jewels.....

That would be no good.