A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar slowly getting drunk. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"

The farmer replies, "Some things you just can't explain."

"So what happened that is so horrible?" the man asks.

The farmer then decides to try and answer, "Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow, milking her. Just as the bucket was almost full, she took her left leg and kicked it over."

"That'* not so bad, what'* the big deal?"

The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."

"So what happened?" the man asks again.

The farmer continues, "I took her left leg and tied it to the post with some rope. Then I sat down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full again, she took her right leg and kicked it over."

"Again?"

The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."

"So, what did you do then?" the man asks, intrigued.

"I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right. I sat back down and continued to milk her, and just as I got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail."

"Wow, you must have been pretty upset! But that'* no reason to just sit here getting all depressed."

The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."

"So then what did you do?" the man asks again.

"Well I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. That'* when my pants fell down and my wife walked in."

"Some things you just can't explain."

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omg thats hilarious! im dying here

"Honest. I was just helpin' her over the fence....."

John...We know that'* the excuse you always use when animals are involved

Sick, sick puppies!! :?

Speaking of the third amigo.. Did you send those pics to me yet Tracy?

And just what pics am I supposed to be sending you???

You know...wink wink