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Old 10-02-2005, 02:26 AM   #1
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Hahaha. i love this
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1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks and once everyone has gotten over their coffee addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For sexual Favors".

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance to the prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10.Ask people what sex they are and when they answer, laugh hysterically.

11.Specify that your drive through order is to go.

12.Sing along at the Opera.

13.Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems dont rhyme.

14.Put misquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15.Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16.Have your friends call you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.

17.When the money comes out of the ATM, scream I won, I won!

18.When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose".

19.Tell one of your family members over dinner " Due to the economy, we're going to have to let you go".

20.Send this to someone to make them smile. Its called therapy.
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some of those could actually be pretty funny. Number 2 happens a lot to me as another woman at work has the same name (first and last name) as me and from time to time i have to page her. Needless to say i get some really strange looks...
Good one lilpooky...

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I love 17. I do it a lot. Recently I was behind an older gentleman at a bank. The ATM slot where the money comes out was broken so instead of coming out in a neat pile it just shot out onto there floor. Any way, the man in front of me withdrew close to $200. He was shocked when his money came shooting out one bill after another, so I did the first thing that came to my head. I looked at him and excitedly yelled "You won!"
He didn't know what the heck I meant.
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18.When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose".

Ha Ha Ha
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8. Don't use any punctuation.
Someone forgot rule #8.
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