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Old 02-28-2007, 09:41 PM   #1
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20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
Point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries
With that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten
Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds
All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock
Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
Its Called therapy.
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I love it... i am gonna have to try some of those!
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Very nice. I love them.
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Thanks for the ideas, in accordance with the profecy.
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1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
Point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
oh, Holy crap! One of the rangers at my Mom'* park does that with his black, insulated coffee cup! You should see it, the speed limit in the park is 25, and people come bailing through at 40, see him holding his cup pointed at them and slam on their brakes. It'* F-ing hilarious!

Oh, yeah:
21. Begin referring to yourself as "Bob Dole" in the third person.

22.Take up a hobby. Squirrel fishing is fun and relaxing.

23. Place mousetraps under the lid of the office copier.

24. At lunch, cut your PBJ sandwich diagonally, with a survival knife.

25. If you have a gated parking lot, make a habit of driving in through the gate in reverse.
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That was funny It made me laugh several times I gotta try some of those Where did you get this from I have a radar detector that hair dryer trick can never work with me
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2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
i do this all the time. it annoys management to no end.

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3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries With that.
i alternate between this and "yessa massah" when talking with my manager

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6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
i write "breast enlargement" and "elmo death" -- does this count?

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7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
did this, got bored with it quickly.

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9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
i do this when walking by customer service at work. i find it hilarious to no end. especially when im wearing my flamboyant green shirt.

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11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
i did this one quite by accident.

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16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock
Bottom.
i have them address me as "Thor" and "Oh Masterful One" at times, does this count?


should i feel bad? healthiest level of sanity ever.
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17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
I did something like this to my grandson when the washer was broke and I put a twenty into the change machine. He was like "Can I have a dollar and see if I win?"
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