1. I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.

2. I'm in shape. Round is a shape.

3. I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

4. Ever notice when you blow in a dog'* face he gets mad at you, but when
you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?

5. Ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, but anyone
going faster is a maniac?

6. You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day
when she was 60. She'* 97 now and we have no idea where she is.

7. I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every
other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the
locks, they are always locking three of them.

MOS you so crazy! That was funny.

I would start looking for her around the begining of October 2013. This would complete her third trip around the Earth. If she doesn't show up then, you might wast to check the moon about April 2104.

You actually did the math?? Too cool!