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Old 07-09-2006, 07:57 PM   #1
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Some advantages of being a woman:

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend'* clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It'* possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there'* spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
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Some advantages of being a woman:

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend'* clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

7. Taxi'* stop for us.
Soooo true.

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8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
We throw that in the 'fair trade' category. We get free laundry, kitchenwork, vacuuming, dusting, laundry, grocery shopping, housework, bathroom cleaning, did I say laundry? and lets not forget sex regularly. :P

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23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
So can we, we just wouldn't mind seeing them naked is all.

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24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
We call men that do this Heros or idols, when our women aren't around...LOL
even though we realize she'* just after his money.

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30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
Wouldn't it have been easier to read the map right in the first place?

Mmmmmmm MMmmmmm good
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30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
Wouldn't it have been easier to read the map right in the first place?

Mmmmmmm MMmmmmm good
Amen brother

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30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
Wouldn't it have been easier to read the map right in the first place?

Mmmmmmm MMmmmmm good
Amen brother

Praise Hallelujah, Brotha speaks the Truth!!
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30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
Wouldn't it have been easier to read the map right in the first place?

Mmmmmmm MMmmmmm good
Amen brother

Only problem is that a map is a foriegn concept to most men
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I feel that is a sexist statement and I'm pressing charges!
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I feel that is a sexist statement and I'm pressing charges!
Press them against your forehead or against your behind, makes no difference to me
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30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
Wouldn't it have been easier to read the map right in the first place?

Mmmmmmm MMmmmmm good
Amen brother

Only problem is that a map is a foriegn concept to most men
The gps is also considered a map...and a gadget... since the woman can't work either...lol
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30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
Wouldn't it have been easier to read the map right in the first place?

Mmmmmmm MMmmmmm good
Amen brother

Only problem is that a map is a foriegn concept to most men
The gps is also considered a map...and a gadget... since the woman can't work either...lol
I am perfectly capable of reading a map
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I am perfectly capable of reading a map
but can you interpret it
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