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Old 07-07-2006, 05:40 PM   #1
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A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there.

Out of breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for
a few minutes. I'll explain WHY later." The nun agreed.

Just a moment later two Military Police came running along and asked,
"Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the MP'* disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her
skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't
want to go to Iraq."

The nun said, "I think I can fully understand your fear."
The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent,
but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have
seen a great pair of balls. I don't want to go to Iraq either."
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The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have
seen a great pair of balls. I don't want to go to Iraq either."
There you go Boosty... ...an another option...
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IF he had balls he would not wuss out.
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