Burnt Umber is a natural pigment, opaque in it'* mass state and translucent as an under-tone.

Burnt Umber is in fact a dark Yellow hue.
Mix Burnt Umber with it'* opposite color Ultramarine Blue
and make a true dark neutral color that will tint to shades of neutral gray and black.

http://www.mauigateway.com/~donjusko/rcwbtumber.htm

You have to talk dirty to it like John Candy did in Uncle Buck.

it didnt work for me so I just pushed some buttons an watched it get wet inside an added some clothes an poof I called um clean

If our washer in not properly loaed the thing effin dances like a 300 lb metal box on crack :?

We have a front-loader that shakes the entire freakin' house when we wash blankets!
I like watching the laundry go round and round and round and round and round and
round and round and round and round and round and round and round

that explains alot. (just kidding)

MOS, you have WAY too much free time

I was scared shitless by ours one night. Looked like it was dancing.