Spent the night with Jim Beam and Johnny Walker Red,
Woke up with a freight train runnin' through my head,
I'm a beer man.
Bobby'* more the wine kind; Donny does his shots;
Sammy sips martinis, ***** smokes pot,
But I'm a beer man.

I've done a little steppin' out there on a limb,
But my open mind winds up closed again.
I like brown bottles and aluminum cans.
Simple, maybe, but that'* who I am:
Hey, I'm just a beer man.

Take your caviar and that fish that ain't cooked:
Take it off a cracker and throw it on a hook:
I'm a beer man.
Lord, and if I was a rich man, tell you what I'd do.
I'd be the same old, plain old guy you always knew:
Just a beer man.

Yeah, I've done a little steppin' out there on a limb,
But my open mind winds up closed again.
I like brown bottles and aluminum cans.
Call me simple but that'* who I am:
Hey, I'm just a beer man.

Instrumental break.

Yeah, I've done a little steppin' out there on a limb,
My open mind winds up closed again.
I like brown bottles and aluminum cans.
Call me simple but I can't change who I am:
Yeah, oh, I'm just a beer man.
Yeah, I'm a beer man.

Yeah, I'm a beer man, yes I am.

Written by Casey Beathard and Trent Willmon.
(© Sony/ATV Acuff Rose Music.)
Single release, © 2004, Columbia.

Yeah, that sounds like you guys. When I drank I was a whiskey sort of gal. Not many mixed drinks here....shots! I had 3 modes of partying: Shots recreationally, Shots on a mission, and if I was out and on a budget...Long Island Ice Tea'*.

It wouldn't take me long to get plowed now a days though. Probably just 3 or 4 shots of whiskey and I'd be happy, happy, happy.

Do a search for "She'* my Little Whiskey Girl" by Toby Keith. Might sound kinda familiar....

just a little familiar. I never liked champagne and could never acquire the taste for beer.