Yes it'* a bathroom.



Yes I get bored at work. No, sorry I'm in a relationship.

Since when do mall cops get to walk around with a baton?

Yikes...look out shop lifters!

LOL!! Mall cop!! Paul Blart!!

I work at Pearson Education, private business.

Oh...my bad

Why did I think you where a mall cop??

Never mind.

So have you ever had to use it on somebody yet?

No, but is it bad if I want to? lol

JK!! Or am I?

Almost done with WORK!!!!!! ARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

sorry Razr... but i always think of the girls in pink leading the band throwing a pink sparkly stick into the air.... but what was it called... ugh... i cant reme--- o ya A BATON!!!! hehe
j/k
or am i HAHAHHAA!!!!!!

Although I don't approve of it being called a baton, I'll show you how I "twirl it around" on your head lol, jk..or am I?

Edit - alright enough with the "or am I" lol

People think I'm a cop though, they always ALWAYS look at my belt.. it'* funny..

....or is it because they noticed that you ALWAYS forget to zip up your fly....and think ..."oh how cute".....or..."that dude is probably eligible for a tax refund"

jk

or am I?

I had all that on my belt, plus a *&W .40

Now Dan has a purse in the middle of his belt. .

What do they call that thing hanging from the center of your kilt...... Dont answer Pearl, I know what your thinking.