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Old 06-23-2004, 01:07 PM   #1
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Default Secret for a long, happy life !!!!!

A passer-by noticed an old lady sitting on her front step: "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?"





"I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day", she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big j****. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniel'* every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends I pop a huge number of pills and do no exercise at all."

"This is absolutely amazing at your age!!!!", says the passer-by. "How old are you?"






"Twenty-four"
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that is too funny!!
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