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Old 08-02-2003, 01:19 AM   #1
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Is the Kia trying to mount the other car??? What kinda bastard child car would pop out of the (probable by that time) coffee can tip.



Although i bet there wasnt much damage done to the kia..

How not to park your truck that weighs 2 1/2 tons...




And lets hope our MN Bonneville Club meet this sunday (8-3-2003) goes better then this apparant Honda one. Which actually took place in toronto, Jim maybe TAC knows this?

Weird how the gas tank didn't blow up yet.


And some Rice idiot/street race crashes!!!



This T bird flew atleast 68 ft @ 100 miles an hour over a bridge... Well they all lived somehow.


And a racing mitsubishi... He lost his plastic hub caps, sad!
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Stupid ppl who can't drive...I hate 'em.
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The photos reminded me of this website...

"Driving Lessons : Priceless"

http://members.roadfly.com/brown1706/DrivingLessons.htm
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Wow.... Seems a lot of skid marks in that area, bet he wasn't the only one!
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Damn...that hurts. Anyone who gets behind the wheel of 1/2 million dollar ride like that should better know how to drive.

I saw on TV once, some idiot in a Ferrari F-50 was driving on a city street, and somehow lost control of it and crashed into a building. Dumba$$es. Not that I can drive one...but I would know how before I got in one.
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Damn...that hurts. Anyone who gets behind the wheel of 1/2 million dollar ride like that should better know how to drive.

I saw on TV once, some idiot in a Ferrari F-50 was driving on a city street, and somehow lost control of it and crashed into a building. Dumba$$es. Not that I can drive one...but I would know how before I got in one.
I was gonna say, Somehow?? Those cars are vicious, they have window cranks cause they weigh less. People are like i'd love to have one of those!!! THey don't realize they aren't very comfy. Same with the enzo.
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I heard the company that supplied McLaren with special tires for the F1, were given 2 McLaren F1'* as part of the mutli-billion dollar deal.

Apparently, the President and VP of the company each got one... or something like that.
Anyways, the VP blew off his meetings, told his staff he was going golfing. Instead he took it on the autobahn... and completely wrecked it!!!

Before you get in a car, besure you can drive it. And if you are going to drive hard, make sure you know YOUR limits and the CARS limits, and don't go past either one of them.

(sounds like another topic ... er... story... on another thread) hehe
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Yeah...also reminds me of the Corvette topic where the shop employee totalled a C5.
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Yeah...also reminds me of the Corvette topic where the shop employee totalled a C5.
Yea I remember reading about that... scary... very scary stuff.
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Wow, that thread about the totalled vette has been made read only...I hope he gets what he deserves, and i believe a new z06 would be a good equivalent. He had a rare car, and they took it out to lunch,
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