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Old 08-17-2007, 07:01 PM   #1
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- Barbara Boxer, Senator

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who
died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the
passengers in his car."
--Author Unknown

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get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle:
"Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children."
--Author Unknown

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There'* a support group for that.
It'* called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
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not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into
doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night,
drop them off at the wrong house."
--Jeff Foxworthy

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and saving an infant'* life, she will choose to save the
infant'* life without even considering if there is a man on
base."
--Dave Barry

6) "Relationships are hard. It'* like a full time job, and
we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend
wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice.
There should be severance pay and the day before they leave
you, they should have to find you a temp."
--Bob Ettinger

7) "My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took
her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said,
'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'"
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study: "Duh."
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halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....
I could be eating a slow learner."
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people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying
the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough.
Let'* go west.'"
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impersonators would be dead."
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from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that?
What, do tall people burn slower?"
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Monogamy is the same."
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member of Congress. But I repeat myself."
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student. At least they can find Afghanistan."
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1 "You can say any foolish thing to a dog,
and the dog will give you a look that says,
'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'"
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Because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken.
--Author Unknown, presumed deceased

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I believe I'll have another beer."
-- W. C. Fields

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