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Old 09-14-2006, 02:23 PM   #1
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THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH
THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE BUT ... THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:



Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.


I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.


Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so
are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the
sugar bowl'* empty and so is your head.


Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.


Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.


I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.


I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!


My darling, my lover, my b eautiful wife:
Marrying you f#@*d up my life.


I see your face when I am dreaming.
That'* why I always wake up screaming.


My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?


My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell".


What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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Those are twoooo funny! I like #1 the best"Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed."

How abouit....
The night we spent was so wonderfull, and filled with majical bliiss
But now I'll make your life such Hell, it'* not you but my period I missed.
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These explain why Bill has no GF..only hospital toxic waste buckets... :P
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Those are great

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how about this...Bored at Work...
Roses are red, violets are blue
I just left you and now you are blue too

I see your face when I am dreaming
I wake up and the ,nightmare never ends

My feelings for you no words can tell
but your sister is better then I can say
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They HAve To Rhyme so I edited for ya!


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how about this...Bored at Work...
Roses are red, violets are blue
I just left you and now you are blue too

I see your face when I am dreaming
I wake up from a nightmare screaming

My feelings for you no words can tell
Dam....... is that your butt I smell
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sorry I thought you could free verse it but good edits I like those. never did well in the poetry part of english anyway but short stories that is another story.
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ROFL. TY Bored too and dont have to work. But F'in rain wont quit. I once had a part time job at a Sears Automotive and use to crack every one up with real time fractures to the piped in music. If the rain doesnt quit... I'm gonna be drunk by dinner Ding!
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I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
Bill I don't have a brother......geezzzz....
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I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
Bill I don't have a brother......geezzzz....
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your mother.
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