At the rodeo
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At the rodeo
A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first
exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign
attached that said: This bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs
and said: "He mated 50 times last year."
They walked to the second pen which had a sign
attached that said: "This bull mated 120 times
last year. "
The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said:
"That'* more than twice a week! You could learn a
lot from him."
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign
attached that said, in capital letters: "This bull
mated 365 times last year."
The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her
husband'* ribs, said: "That'* once a day. You could
REALLY learn something from this one."
The husband looked at her and said: "Go over and
ask him if it was always with the same cow."
NOTE: The husband'* condition has been upgraded
from critical to stable, and he should eventually make
a full recovery...
exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign
attached that said: This bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs
and said: "He mated 50 times last year."
They walked to the second pen which had a sign
attached that said: "This bull mated 120 times
last year. "
The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said:
"That'* more than twice a week! You could learn a
lot from him."
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign
attached that said, in capital letters: "This bull
mated 365 times last year."
The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her
husband'* ribs, said: "That'* once a day. You could
REALLY learn something from this one."
The husband looked at her and said: "Go over and
ask him if it was always with the same cow."
NOTE: The husband'* condition has been upgraded
from critical to stable, and he should eventually make
a full recovery...
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Originally Posted by MOS95B
That ain't the least bit funny....
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