Ditto. Once it was discovered he was solid, I figured a mutilated Gumby wasn't much fun and might get me in trouble. Time to burn the evidence. He burned much hotter and smokier than my sisters Barbie. We named her Mary, Queen of Scots. After the beheading, we burned her at the stake.

Now I'm going to have to call my sister and give her one of those, Remember when?..... NM, I'll get the same ole "You never grew up" "Its because you were a pothead, loser!!!" Maybe I should have left Barbie alone and done it a little more realistically.

Your scaring me Venom -we have a parallel life dimensional whatchyamacallitthingy going on here> .....

My GI Joe beheaded my sisters Barbie during a failed assault to rescue Skipper from Barbie'* Dream House. The ensuing fire to hide the evidence left me with a wooden spoon imprint on my az and a black oily smoke stain under our deck.

She burned real good.......GI Joe got a medal!

LOL!. My sisters Barbie got an impromptu guillotine by way of a Boy Scout hatchet. We lived on a farm with a big burn pit. Many maniacal "evidences" were destroyed there over the years. If ashes could speak. My Mom preferred a metal spatula. It left a lasting "impression on ya."

You guys have issues! But then again, don't we all??

I found that out once when she took the spoon to me and it broke. My mistake was laughing hysterically at my good fortune.....then I met the largest metal serving spoon I have ever seen in my life.

To this day I quiver when I walk down the utensil aisle at Bed Bath and Beyond.

Lot'* of underwear and good acting skills are of great value.