So, may have been done her before, but I am bored here at work.
I'll post a riddle, who ever answers posts the next riddle.
Here goes.

A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. The police officer did not stop him. Why not?

The police officer was not in the car.

the bus driver was walking

Right-O
Your turn.

Darn, lol! I'll go with Travis on that one.

time is flowing backward. when the cop witnesses the offense, its already in the future. he cant do anything about it now.

Why'd you spell "here" wrong?

Thought I fixed that.
Oh well...
So, who'* got the next one?

What lies in a bed, then stands in a bed
First white, then red
And the bigger it gets, the more the old lady likes it?

A strawberry.