1. Did you fart? ...cuz you just blew me away.
2. Are yer parents retarded? ...cuz ya sure are special.
3. My love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
4. Do you have a library card? ...cuz I'd like to sign you out
5. Is there a mirror in yer pants? ...cuz I can see myself in em.
6. You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty'* only a light switch away.
7. I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock..
8. Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
9. If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
10. Yer face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

LOL that'* some good lines!

Do you have a library card? ...cuz I'd like to sign you out

Someone actually attempted using that one on me years ago

You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty'* only a light switch away.
That One tickled me, and unfortunately over the years, I know all to well it'* true meaning......

Wonder if any of those would work?

If one fo them did, you wouldn't want to remember her in the morning.......

Yep...that would be coyote ugly! You wake up in the morning and she'* laying on your arm and rather than risk waking her up, you chew your arm off to get away!!

She was a 10 at 2 and a 2 at 10! Or...I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but sure have woke up with a bunch

I've used the mirror one before, and the Flinstone one. Both worked. I don't know if she remembered the morning after, but I'll never forget either time!

Back in the day when the thing to do was to ask a girl her sign (zodiac)(dating myself her....) I loved to get the sure response. " I'm a xxxxxxxx, what'* your sign?" I would shoot back with a clever grin "Slippery when wet". It was one of those, they hated you off the bat, or got a twinkle in their eye. Never hurts to get a good feel of things before you drop $40 bucks on the bar in drinks to hear, "well I don't think we're much alike", or worse yet, "I really like you, your like a brother"

I remember one I used when I was in tech school. I saw this girl dancing and just started dancing behind her. Then I told her she was hot, and asked if she wanted to get to it. She said sure. All without drinks.

Must have been my lucky night.