Eewwwwwwwwwwww

During an hour'* swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.



In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)



An average person'* yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.





In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!



Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.



Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.





In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.



At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.



Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.



HAVE A GREAT DAY...

.....and wash your damn hands


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Nice fill in

-toddster

I am going to start sniffing a woman'* fingers before shaking hands.
You know what is really gross is people'* personal habits.
Gross stuff like - how many people pick their nose and wipe it under the car seat?

thats gross

-toddster

...................I was gonna say somethin.............but I gotta get out the lysol and grab a beer...............and floss( I ate a Mc D'* on way home.)

Thats was way more than I needed to know.

Nice adlib gumball

think of the 350 pound chick working at McD'*....
nuff said...

i can sometimes smell it on women, one time i smelled it on a woman who was 2 whole people in front of me in line at the movies, and one time a group of my friends was going to a theme park, one of the girl we went to pick up, her mom said she would be out in a minute, 15 minutes later she comes out and the smell was so obvious to me i couldnt believe nobody else noticed it

I brought home a friend of my bosses doughter last year and he ripped *** in my car. He walked home.

as it should be. sharing isnt always the best thing you can do.[/b]