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Old May 31, 2005 | 10:41 PM
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I bought this package of superglue for $1... I think I can see why now. make sure to read carefully!
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Old May 31, 2005 | 10:46 PM
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That'* is ridiculolus!!!

Are YOu goign to sav e the pakcage?
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Old May 31, 2005 | 10:59 PM
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i have not laughed that hard all day.
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Old May 31, 2005 | 11:08 PM
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interior "gooks"




i have a bit of a reason to be afraid there






(this post is not meant to be racially malevolent in any way)
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Old May 31, 2005 | 11:14 PM
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My corrections, interpretations, and comments..

Bonds daily domestic goods, interior gooks, electric appliance, accessories, hobbies and sporting goods, automobile accessories.
and what exactly is a gook again? also, just which one "electric applicance" does this work on? Don't you mean electircAL applicanceS, as in this glue can work on more than one appliance?

Do not spread or touch the adhesiv with the finger
adhesiv? you mean adhesive? also, don't touch that pesky extra power super glue with THE finger for the love of god! oh no!! Not THE finger! hmmm.. a finger perhaps? But not THE finger!

Neither use any solvents nor rub the eye.
double negative? "Do not use any solvents, nor rub the eye."

CARE ON USE
keep a pattern dammit! "Care IN use"

DO not use Super Glue on to the polyethylene, fluorocarbon and silicon materials.
DO? shouldn't you be emphasizing the NOT, not the DO? If you emphasize DO it makes people remember DO and not the NOT.

Wipe with alcohols...
Peggy sue, where'* the beer so I can clean this thing before I use my extra power superglue on it!
...or sandpaper to comtact surtace to remove moisture, rust, oil, and fat.
What exactly are we gluing here to require the removal of fat?!
just what is a comtact too?

Give a slight moisture onto the wild suffaces when difficult to bond
Well, we're giving something moisture when it'* difficult to bond? Sounds like a kinky thing to me. and just what would you classify as a "wild" "sufface"

Set the cap onto the scew as illustrated.
IT MIGHT HELP IF YOU INCLUDED THE ILLUSTRATION BECAUSE I SURE CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN BY YOUR INSTRUCTIONS, MORON!

After use, wipe the nozzle tip with soft paper.
you mean tissue paper, or maybe do you mean something like printer paper???

Whem clogged at the nozzle tip, on next use, cut the extender nozzle, and tightly cap with one of the suitable holes.
Say what?
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Old May 31, 2005 | 11:56 PM
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lemme see you type a chinese super glue package
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Old May 31, 2005 | 11:59 PM
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Originally Posted by harofreak00
lemme see you type a chinese super glue package
you mean supa grue?
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Old Jun 1, 2005 | 10:36 AM
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That was a good laugh
Thanks
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Old Jun 1, 2005 | 11:56 AM
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If that'* all it takes is super glue to get rid of those pesky 'interior gooks', let'* just get it over with already.
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Old Jun 1, 2005 | 12:05 PM
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Maybe submit it to: www.engrish.com ?
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