Whoever invented Twister was either a genius or totally insane. For my sake, I hope they were a genius because when I go insane later in life, I don't want to be confined to a life of creating board games involving a large mat and colored circles. I'd like to enjoy my insanity doing things like protecting myself from aliens with tinfoil hats or running for political offices like Ralph Nadar, not making children happy

Losing a fistfight with a lamp would be very embarrassing, but not as embarrassing as losing a fistfight with Michael Jackson.