I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong.

I think every daddy feels as such...My daughter came from me being''unsafe''the one and only time i ever have and i thought to myself oh my god what am i gonna do now i think what woul i do without her

Life is like an analogy.

Analogy is Life

the best weapon is the one you only need to use once

breasts are proof God is a man. Women could have 8 nipples like pigs but no, he said "give them two and make them bouncy."

God invented those so we men would endure the hardships and proliferate the race. I'll BBL, sure my inbox will be busy over the last two ponderings.

The best engine in the world is the vagina..It can be started with one finger.It is self-lubricating. It takes any size piston.And it changes its own oil every four weeks.It is only a pity that the management system is so damn temperamental

Oh Boy. The hate mail is pouring in now.... Can we ponder another subject please?

Never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die.


Ok.... I'm done, I swear.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"