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Old 02-28-2010, 11:52 PM   #1
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While suturing up a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand had been caught in the gate while working his cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama, and his being our president. The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is just a Post Turtle."Now not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked, What'* a "Post Turtle?"The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that'* a post turtle." The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor'* face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he'* up there, he sure as heck ain't goin' anywhere, and you just wonder what kind of dumb *** put him up there in the first place."
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Don't worry John, I moved your post. Or was that post turtle.
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"Better to be a post turtle than a post *****"? hehehe
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Who, me?
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Post *****...post turtle...it'* all the same!
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As long as it'* not post mortem
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Well anyway!!! Nice one John!!
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That one is definitely going out to everyone in my contact list
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Post *****...post turtle...it'* all the same!
LOL! I thought about that and your right. A post ***** just sits on a thread and does nothing to add to it. *****=turtle.
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