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Old 07-19-2005, 09:07 PM   #1
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Old 07-19-2005, 09:18 PM   #2
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This happened to my sister in law. only it was a turkey. no ****...
she was driving the highway alone when she seen the sucker trying to fly
across the road. (ya I know turkeys dont fly) but the sucker was flapping away and with cars behind her she couldn't stop so..... splat right through the windsheild of her
Yokon Denali. what a fricken mess inside the truck just like the pics you see.
all the way to the back.

she mannaged to duck to the left so it missed her.she then pulled over along with others who seen the umm... SPLAT to which she was panicing with the engine still in drive and guts all over the place she didnt want to touch the shift. so some other driver put on her E brake so she could get out.

My brother has pictures some place.
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This happened to my sister in law. only it was a turkey. no ***^...
she was driving the highway alone when she seen the sucker trying to fly
across the road. (ya I know turkeys dont fly) but the sucker was flapping away and with cars behind her she couldn't stop so..... splat right through the windsheild of her
Yokon Denali. what a fricken mess inside the truck just like the pics you see.
all the way to the back.

she mannaged to duck to the left so it missed her.she then pulled over along with others who seen the umm... SPLAT to which she was panicing with the engine still in drive and guts all over the place she didnt want to touch the shift. so some other driver put on her E brake so she could get out.

My brother has pictures some place.
i wanna see em!
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I believe it was actually a pheasant....... I heard that it hit the car @ over 250kph.
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do the chickens have large talons?
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That'* nasty,not quite as bad as the deer but still nasty!!!!!!!

Here'* the link to the deer:

http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.p...hreadid=777869
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That is pretty cool wow thats a new Boxster with the F-6 wow! Nice ride it even had the nav system! Was that a 6spd?
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Looks like he was speeding through the McDonalds drive thru, one chicken to go :P
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my dad hit a duck once in his propane truck, it got stuck on the mirror, those things have big ol side mirrors and i guess it was on there a ways....wish i couldve seen that haha...and by the way turkeys can and do fly...they just cant fly very far...
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**warning post not approved for animal lovers

Not the first time I've seen a furry critter meet the bad end of a bumper in fact I have witness quite a few incidents

1)bird tried to pick a bug off the grill of my explorer unfortantly he met the same fate as the bug.

2) cat wanted to check my tire pressure on my bonne and he ended up using the last of his 9 lives to tell me I was at 45psi

3) another bird back in the day my parents owned a 86 crownvic station wagon the bird decided to adjust the antenna to make a long story short reception was never as good after that day.
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