Ah, Spring. I would like to remind you that everyone enjoys funny phone pranks this time of year. Here are some of my favorites:

"Hello?"
"Hello, is your refrigerator running?"
"Why yes."
"Well, you'd better go catch it." HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Timeless classic, you can't go wrong with that.

Here'* some more.

"Hello?"
"Hello, are your parents home?"
"Yes."
"Good, this is the IRS, we're coming over for an audit. We'll be over soon. Tell your parents."
(mumbled response)
"What'* an awdick?"

"Hello?"
"Hi, this is the police. There'* an escaped convict in your backyard. Yes, that'* right, your backyard. No, lady, don't look. He'll know we're talking about him."

"Hello?"
"Hello, this is Tobias."
"How can I help you?"
"Hi, I'm Amish, and I'm not supposed to use the phone. If they find out, they'll kill me. Look, I only have a few seconds here. Listen, they're holding me prisoner, the whole thing'* a cult, the whole Amish thing. The furniture, that'* all bogus, it'* bugged, they're listening to you right now. You've got to help....NOOOOOO, they've found me NOOOOOOO, not the tongue, I need that to....click"

"Hello?"
"Hello, I've kidnapped your children."
"I'm not even married."
"Well, I've got some severed toes in a bag, you want them?"


So, remember kids, use these phone pranks, and be the hit on your street

Um, hon, you forgot about caller id

borrow a friends cell

payphones

Um, hon, I use skype


the number shows up as (123) 467-8910

*67

thats not funny......

I can't believe the lengths you will go to in order to make prank calls. LOL

Speaking of calls- I got a call today at work and the person asked if I was in and I said "This is she" and they hung up on me. What the hell is that about??? Why would they ask if I was here and then hang up? I don't owe anyone so I'm not sure why this would happen. And if by some chance it was a bill collector I would think they would say "Hey- where'* our money???" This has me befuddled today.

Well, once I got a call from some lady with a heavy spanish accent. Yes, she called me by mistake -

RING!
Me - hello?(normal accent)
her - hallo?
me - hallo? (faking accent)
her - did you take dad that chili?
(she ain't caught on yet)
me - Non, dad not can have no chili, come out other end, make (butt)hole burn! (accent)
her - WHO IS THIS?!
me (normal accent) Lady, you dialed the wrong number.

MOS, what if you called about the fridge, and they yelled - "HOLY HECK! Is it running, I need to go catch it!! (click)

Mos is the only guy I know who is over 30 who probably still does prank calls.

NOW MOS -
RING! Hello, is there a John in your home? No? Well where do you go potty?
I mean, use that one. If they say "yes", say, Ahh good, well i guess going potty is no problem. I am not referencing you by the "John" name, as that is yours, no?

Yep. My name is John. And yes, I've heard all the references...



A slight refinement for your "John" joke -

Leave "No" as it is, that'* pretty good. For "Yes", the answer is "Well, can I come over and use it? I really gotta go....."