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Old 03-20-2006, 11:36 AM   #1
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Three old mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home.
About then an old grandpa walked by, and one of the old grandmas yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are."
The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools."

One of the ornery grandmas said, "Sure we can Just drop your under
shorts and we can tell your exact age."

Embarrassed just a little, he dropped his drawers. The grandmas stared
at him
for a while, asked him to turn around a couple of times, asked him to jump up and down for a little while and then they all piped up and said, "You're 84 years old!"

"How in the world did you guess?!?" The ornery old grandmas, snickered
and laughed. Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three happily yelled in unison, "Because you told us yesterday."
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And she made a comment in the post
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And she made a comment in the post
:goodmorning: musta been to early


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That was from November 2005. You can't expect me to remember that far back. I have a hard enough time remembering last week.

Besides- we've got a whole bunch of new members that may not have read back that far and could use the laugh.

Don't mess with me today, I've already told off one person I'm not opposed to doing it again.... I hate Mondays!!
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Just to see how ornery Tracy really is....

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Just to see how ornery Tracy really is....


Satisfied or are you ready for more??? You forgot....I'm a sadist, I could do this all day long.
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What are you guys....the repost police??? Give the woman a break!!!!

It is hard remembering everything including all the things you men forget!

So BACK OFF!!!!!!


Us girls need to stick together
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What are you guys....the repost police??? Give the woman a break!!!!

It is hard remembering everything including all the things you men forget!

So BACK OFF!!!!!!


Us girls need to sick together
Thanks PMom!! I need all the help I can today! I hate Monday'*!!
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nice one
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