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Old 11-10-2006, 01:32 PM   #1
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Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America..............Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to us as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.



HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:


1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

3. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

4. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."

5. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."

6. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

7. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."

8. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."

9. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.


2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."

4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ***" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

6. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY."

7. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."

8. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."

9. It'* not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It' "REAR CLEAVAGE."
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4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

Yeah, I guess Boost and I fall into this one....
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I actually own that shirt and wear it proudly
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I actually own that shirt and wear it proudly
I need that shirt!!!
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Now thats funny right there! Yes Sir!
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4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

Yeah, I guess Boost and I fall into this one....
Boost took a dive into that one.
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4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

Yeah, I guess Boost and I fall into this one....
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8. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."

Oh I'm so going to use that one
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