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Old 03-27-2006, 02:54 PM   #1
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A guy goes into a store and asks the clerk, "I'd like some Polish Sausage. "The clerk looks at him and says "Are you Polish?" The guy says, "Well, yes I am, but, if I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian??? Or if I had asked for German sausage, would you ask me if I was German??? Or if I wanted a taco would you ask if I was Mexican???" The clerk says, "Well, no." The guys says, "WELL, why do you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage? The clerk says, "Because this is a hardware store."
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hahahahahahaha!!! That was funny.
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I come from Polish ancestors.
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I come from Polish ancestors.
Me too, I'm almost half Polish. Still funny though.
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I come from Polish ancestors.
Me too, I'm almost half Polish. Still funny though.
My ancestors were Polish royalty, so I can tell you what to do.
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