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Old 12-17-2003, 03:20 AM   #1
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"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."

"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

"Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

"Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"

"Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

"Life'* tough, it'* tougher if you're stupid."

"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

"Just how big were those two beers?
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Old 12-17-2003, 10:46 AM   #2
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One we used to use whan people asked the inevitable "But he was speeding too, why did you stop him?"

"You ever been fishing? You ever catch them all?"
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hehehe lotta good cop posts lately. As a criminal justice major (hopeful future police officer) i laugh at these the hardest

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I love it
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