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Old 04-17-2006, 12:01 PM   #1
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A pompous minister was seated next to a hillbilly on a flight across the Country. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The
hillbilly asked for a whiskey and soda which was brought and placed before
him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen ******
than let liquor touch these lips."

The hillbilly then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and
said, "****, me too. I didn't know we had a choice
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oh yep, sorry for the repost....
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I'm gonna say it'* no big deal. Too many silly jokes posted to keep up with all of them.

But it was my turn to catch somebody for once!!
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it'* ok...John posts everything ....EVERYTHING....

One day he hit the end of the internet.... took 3 cups of coffee to calm him down.
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That is a version of the last joke my Mom told me :(
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