We were missed by TWO tornadoes today. One at 7:00, and one at 7:30, both 6-10 miles away from here. First one tore the roof off a Staples store, a BP and a few houses, second one slammed some houses 7 miles south of here. I'm really scared, as we haven't had a tornado THIS close since 1995.

You should have punched those tornados in the face. That'* what Chuck Norris would have done.

SCARY!!!! Glad your OK, dude.

Chuck Norris isn't lactose intolerant. He just refuses to put up with lactose'* ****.





Anyone?

How does a tornado touching down have to do with Chuck Norris being lactose-tolerant? lol

It'* just a statement of how badass Chuck is.

Chuck Norris has 2 speeds: Walk and Kill.

i've only had one experience with anything close to a tornado and to tell you the truth it scared the **** out of me.
Thats one thing i like about living where I do. No tornadoes, no earthquakes, and no hurricanes, all we have to deal with is Snow.

I guess I should mention that I am highly afraid of tornadoes. I'm the type that is afraid of anything.

Figured there had to be some tornadoes somewhere last night. It was near 70 degrees yesterday, then got cold and nasty storms, then snow this morning. That'* tornado weather in my book. Glad to hear you are okay.
And, ooh yeah....
Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Yes, you are. The list seems to be endless .