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Old 05-05-2006, 11:58 PM   #1
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When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I feel the cool rush of skiing in the Alps, or skating in Alaska, or bobsledding in Lake Placid! But, while Im enjoying my York Peppermint Patty, the rush makes me oblivious to the chocolate melting in my hands.

The chocolate gets on my keyboard, my mouse, my desk, and every other spot to which chocolate can stick. And when I go to throw away my York Peppermint Patty, I trip over a shoe because Im too busy looking for a paper towel.

I fall over and hit my head on the corner of my desk, cutting it deeply. The sight of my own blood causes me to regurgitate my York Peppermint Patty. Getting up and running to the phone to call 911, I slip on my own vomit, fall down again, and break my neck.

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don't smoke pot before eating a York Peppermint Patty.
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very good advice. i think ill pass that along to my nephew.
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Wouldnt be eating a york Pepermint Patty unless smoking pot....


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