The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These
Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Texas, & West Virginia boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

True, true. Or they could send a few pissed off women with PMS going on and we will get the job done just as effectively although we might be brought up on torture charges.

That would be reason e'nuf right there

Ya forgot about North AND South Carolina

and some of Florida.

That works for me!! Poor PDad