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Old 08-15-2006, 11:36 AM   #1
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Mrs. Johnson decided to have her own portrait painted by a very famous artist.

She told the artist, "Paint me with 3- carot diamond earrings, a large diamond necklace, glimmering emerald bracelets, and a beautiful red ruby pendant."

"But ma'am, you are not wearing any of those things."

"I know," said Mrs. Johnson. "My health is not good and my husband is having an affair with his secretary.

When I die I'm sure he will marry her, and I want the bitch to go nuts looking for the jewelry..."
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toastedoats... why did you post a picture of a clown?
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