A Sheboygan woman is accused of biting off her husband’* tongue as he was giving her a good night kiss.





Sheboygan police say the man in his late 70s called authorities about 11 p.m. Monday, but was having trouble speaking. An ambulance was dispatched to the house.
Sgt. Terry Meyer says the husband and wife were singing Christmas carols when paramedics arrived. Meyer says the woman, in her late 50s, threw a coffee cup at them.
The man was taken to a Sheboygan hospital and then transferred to Froedtert Memorial Lutheran Hospital in the Milwaukee area where he was to have his tongue reattached. Police say the man didn’t want his wife arrested. But, she was taken into custody on possible charges of mayhem and domestic violence.

Lemme get this straight.

Wife goes to kiss husband and bites his tongue partially off
He calls the police and when they arrive the couple is singing Christmas carols
Husband requires surgery to get tongue reattached.

I'm thinking there'* more to this story. Let'* send in Jerry Springer.

ahh... that seems like a quickly formulated cover story for what they were really doing. Although I'm not sure I want to know...

Don't forget she threw a coffee mug at the police. It sounds more like he tried to give her a kiss. I'm guessing she was not in a real good mood.

I kept waiting for the punch line....

She'* only in her late fifites.. oh...menopause... how you can be evil.

You mean mental pause.

Nope.. Men o Pause.. defined as the time in a woman'* life when she should not be allowed to interact with anyone outside the female gender.

Why do you think men die sooner, it'* a choice!

No, it'* mental, and we pause, out of fear.

I don't give a dam what you call it, either way it scares the sheet out of me!!!