There was a man who came home and said to his wife "I only have 24 hrs to live". The wife started to cry. Later on they went to bed. The husband asks his wife if she will have sex with him. His wife says "Yes". Later the husband says "I only have 10 more hours to live, will you have sex again?" The wife responds, "Yes". Then once they were finished the wife fell asleep. Once again he asks her "Please, once again can we have sex?" She turns over and says: "NO. I have to get up in the morning - You don't!".

hahahahahahaha!!! I can just see your wife saying that to you MOS!!!

she would have said that on the first request...lol