OLE 'N LENA HAVE A BABY
Lena is pregnant with Ole'* child. Late one night, Lena vakes
Ole and says, "I tink it'* time!"

So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her to the
hospital to have their first baby.
She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Ole and
said, "A son! Ain't dat great!"

Well, Ole got excited by dis, but yust den the doctor spoke up
and said, "Hold on! We ain't finished yet!"
The doctor den held up a little girl. He said, "Hey, Ole! You
got you a daughter!" She'* a pretty little ting, too."

Ole got kind of puzzled by this, an then the doctor said,
"Holey Moley, Ole, we still ain't done yet!"

The doctor then delivered another boy and said, "Ole, you yust
had yourself another boy!"
Ole was flabbergasted by this news!

A couple days later, Ole brought Lena and their three children
home in the self-propelled combine.
He was real serious and he asked Lena, "How come we got tree on
the first try?"

Lena said, "You remember dat night we ran out of Vaseline and
you vent out in the garage and got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?"

Ole said, "Yeah, I do. Uffda! It'* a darn good ting I didn't
get the WD-40."

Boooo

I liked it. Course, right now, I'd laugh at just about anything

I liked it too. But.
I was amazed i read thru the whole thing just fine. I been spending too much time with the wrong folks.