A 90 year old man goes to the doctor to get his prescription of viagra.
The doctor sats "I think its great that you're still having sex at your age!"
The old man says "Nah! I just take it to stop me rolling out of bed at night!"

Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were sitting alone
in the lobby of their nursing home one evening. The old man
looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're
wanting. For $5.00 I'll have sex with you right over there in that
rocking chair."

The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.

The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice
soft sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room,
light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening
you've ever had in your life."

The old lady still says nothing, but after a couple minutes, starts
digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill
and holds it up.

"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the
old man.

"Get serious", she says. "Four times in the rocker."

So Jim,how was it????

and 20 bucks to boot.

Good ones!